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Mathias is a young man of 21, and specialist in the decryption. He is preparing for one of his dreams: go on Pandora, the legendary planet where is living an alien race, the Na'vi. But Mathias was called for a specific purpose: Humans think that the Na'vi are able to send encrypted messages with a natural network that is hidden in the trees. During a mission of decryption in the jungle, the group of Mathias is attacked by a pack of viper wolfs, and Mathias is the only one to survive, then he is rescued by Neytiri, a young female Na'vi, who is none other than the queen of the Omaticaya clan. Seeing at first Mathias as a threat, she first wants to kill him, but after a sign of Eywa, Neytiri changes her mind and sees Mathias as the chosen one of an ancient Na'vi prophecy. For the young man, it's the beginning of a fantastic adventure or he will discover the beauty of the nature of Pandora, the customs of the Na'vi people, and most importantly, he will discover feelings for Neytiri, who without wanting show it, also begins to take an interest to the avatar. But he will also discover the cruelty of the humans and their true intentions. Love is it possible between a human and a Na'vi? What is the plan of the humans? What is the purpose of the prophecy?

I'm nothing special. I'm nobody. I don't stand out. Well... I didn't stand out before, now my face is plastered all over the news. I never used to be something special, now I'm a wanted fugitive. I used to be nobody, now every soldier knows my name, my face, my crimes. Where did I go wrong? I'm sitting in a cold interrogation room. I keep telling myself this is the right thing to do, that I made the right decision, that this will help Vicki and Nick. All of my friends back home. Is it? Copyright: All Rights Reserved NerdyNinja1 2014 DISCLAIMER: If you cannot tell from the tags, there are gay characters in this book, specifically the main character and several side characters. I do not condone any gay bashing or homophobic commenting. Commenters of this nature will be asked to leave on the first offense, blocked and reported on the second offense. Thank you.