All my one piece one shots go here...I write a lot of them from time to time...so uh... yeah... I take requests as well! :'D

You didn't know why, but the dusty abandoned plushie caught your attention in that attic, and you simply had to have him.

Somewhat inspired by The Offspring. Congratulations, you're an expert prankster and everyone comes to you for the sickest tricks to play on people. Who would've thought it would bring you closer to one of the brothers though? Mature rating, Modern AU and of course, I own nothing. Please enjoy! :)

What a wierd fetish you have...

A short story where Frank wants Gerard a lot and gets turned on just to him even when he's eating cotton candy

Every single one of Frank's exes only wanted him for his money. After his last breakup he swore off dating completely, deciding instead to have more promiscuous, non-commital relationships. The classy sex club Inferno was his favorite, especially after he meets G, a red-haired stripper with a fine ass and a tongue like silver. When their meet-ups become more and more about genuine companionship and less about sex, the tables turn on the both of them, changing their lives completely. *rated mature for strong language, abuse (verbal/physical), sexual content (innuendos, legit sex, kinks), drug/alcohol use/abuse, & other explicit content* **somewhat inspired by the song Poison by Groove Coverage**

in which frank is a reckless asexual druggie

"When I hit 1 million I'm going to live tweet my prostate exam #imoverdue" - Gerard Way

"I'm not gay. I'm not gay." Gerard has been telling himself that he wasn't gay for as long as he can remember. He doesn't want what the bullies say to be true. However, when new student, Frank Iero, comes to town, Gerard's world is turned upside down. Frank promises to look after Gerard but it's a harder job than he had anticipated.