NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER -- Marcus, a.k.a “w1n5t0n,” is only seventeen years old, but he figures he already knows how the system works–and how to work the system. Smart, fast, and wise to the ways of the networked world, he has no trouble outwitting his high school’s intrusive but clumsy surveillance systems. But his whole world changes when he and his friends find themselves caught in the aftermath of a major terrorist attack on San Francisco. In the wrong place at the wrong time, Marcus and his crew are apprehended by the Department of Homeland Security and whisked away to a secret prison where they’re mercilessly interrogated for days. When the DHS finally releases them, Marcus discovers that his city has become a police state where every citizen is treated like a potential terrorist. He knows that no one will believe his story, which leaves him only one option: to take down the DHS himself.

Hawkheart always had the potential to be a great warrior. By the time he became a warrior, he was the strongest fighter in the Clan, and every cat thought that he would become the Clan's next leader. But WindClan's elderly medicine cat, Berryleaf, believed that Hawkheart had a different destiny. After being plagued constantly with multiple signs from StarClan, Hawkheart unwillingly decides to become a medicine cat. Full of anger towards StarClan, Hawkheart becomes a grouchy and cold-hearted cat. Will Hawkheart ever be able to let go of his anger and accept his destiny?

Welcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Where cats hit their rivals with cheeseburgers and frying pans. Where stupid kitttypets burn pizzas and refuse to watch shows like WIPEOUT. Where cats cry when they find out that they are out of cheddar cheese. And where fantasy becomes reality. Well, get ready to laugh because its time to start reading!

25 ways to annoy the Famous, evil, Almighty Voldermort. Do not attempt any of these things around Voldermort himself as it most likely will lead to torture and death by the unforgivable curse.