Cover provided by E-M-Marmet. (lovely lady) [Contains content for older/mature readers] You go from one end of the ladder to the polar opposite, for Ash Burns it's a literal upside down world. However one thing remained throughout, his love for a girl at his school, facing mass amounts of misfortune, personal pains and the endless uncertainty of his own feelings, but to do this his must under go several trials and experiences to prove he is worthy for her love.

++ "We sure are cute for two ugly people" ++ When a witty and charming spirit sneaks into the soul of a shamelessly attractive teenage boy who has the social skills of a tree, the spirit suddenly becomes his alter ego and tries to help him capture the attention of girl. "This is like Deadpool. Falling in love. Plus the humour, minus the blood and gore. Downright funny really."

Piper hates Romance books. Especially the sticky, sappy kinds with honey covered "I Love You's" and chocolate candy hearts. So despite what the rumors say, Piper is not madly in love with Hamlet nor has she ever thought about him or his soft brown hair. She's also never noticed that his eyes were the color of golden amber or that his teeth were whiter than marshmallows. Nope definitely not a love story...