Includes Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Ghostface, Leatherface, Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, Patrick Bateman, and Josef Heiter. Because why not have yet another embarrassing fanfiction on my account? Please enjoy and hopefully vote/comment?

No hate pls!!

Sequel to Teenager posts. Don't die of too much laughter, I don't want to go to jail early... Seriously, don't.

Third book. Don't blame me when you're locked in an asylum..

It's just a matter of time until you're taken to a madhouse...

Just bored, so decided to share these posts I found written by the awesome teens of this generation. Hope you can relate! This book is actually for people who have escaped from the asylum. WARNING: Side effects of reading this book include: 1. Your parents wanting to disown you because they will start to think you're a psychopath. 2. Stupidity. 3. Idiocy. 4. Becoming part of the mentally challenged... actually, you do all that just fine on your own, don't you?

Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find her future love, Brianne is anything but interested. And yet she throws the apple anyway. Who does the apple hit? Dannon Barone, the most popular boy in school. Though he's seemingly sweet and all-smiles, Brianne dislikes him. She thinks he's a fake, a fraud, someone who is just charming the crowds in order to gain popularity. But Brianne is about to learn that stereotypes are not true, and that she's been too quick to judge those around her. Brianne Nichols' life is about to change forever. And what does she have to thank for it? A bruised piece of fruit. Who would have known that a stupid apple could be right? | technically not part of the summary | Okay, so I know the prenote says to find any errors you can. Just letting you know there's no point to that anymore because I've reedited it two more times after this one (extensively so), and already sent it in to be self-published. The only reason that the prenote is still up is because a fan made an amusing slideshow and if I edit anything then the tags for the wattys will be gone and I'll no longer be entered , hahah!