HEAVY EDITING NEEDED Scarlett Dixon is a 17 year old witch that transfers to Hogwarts from Beauxbatons. As a secret metamorphmagus, she cheekily changes her appearance and wanders the school pulling pranks. She chooses the Marauders as her target , but Scarlett finds herself slowly falling for a Mr Black. If only things were simple - her life takes many dramatic twists and turns as she reaches adulthood.

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