This book is for bosses only.

Idk just like read the Book^.^ ********* @haleycat321

So this is just weird stuff that happens to me and random things I think of. Please excuse my lack of sanity. FYI It gets weirder as you read. . . just saying. You can tell I'm . . different because when the sun is shining through a window I hug the window and yell "SUN!!!"

I am eating French Toast. NOM. It keeps screaming, "DO NOT EAT MOI!!" Breakfast these days...

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

Twuth Orieo dari Queen..... It's 12:25am dunh judgggeeeeeee

A PewdieCry Fanfiction. When Marzia breaks Pewds heart, he calls his best friend. Packing all his stuff he heads of to Cry's home in America where anything could happen.. Enjoy:) -Leasha :)

Chair+Table=OTP Human!Chair and Human!Table. Chair=Gurl Table=Dood