We are on a mission to prove that everything is Illuminati, or traces back to Illuminati. If Illuminati takes over the world, I am not a supporter or follower [js @ government waddup obama] This book is super reliable and everything said in this book is 100% true. All of these theories are pure facts and you can't deny it because this book is uber majestic and magical. It holds all the secrets to the universe. Please do not steal any of the theories featured in this book. Requests are taken on the chapter titled "REQUESTS", or via Direct Message. Credit will be given for the ideas, yet the theories themselves are all owned by Me (minghaoppai) or Budderface1331 If you would like to post one of our theories in your book, PLEASE ask first. Permission will almost always be given unless problems are surfaced. If you have any questions please contact me via Direct Message and or Budderface1331. ©minghaoppai 2016

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