A guy meets a girl. He starts to like her. The girl probably doesn't know. This is how most typical Indian love stories start, right? Well, this one's of a guy, who meets a girl, starts to like her and she doesn't even know. Waiting for the twist? Well, here's it: The problem arises when he reads some of those typical Indian love stories. And his dreams get escalated by the works of Chetan Bhagat, Durjoy Dutta, Ravindra Singh, and many more such writers. A normal guy, wanting to become a 'hero' soon realizes that "Dreams Aren't Real"

Previously, on Kidnapped by One Direction... Fiona escaped their house. Via window. Then got put in a mental ward. Cause living with boys will do that to a girl. And the boys were drunk driving.... ....those role models..... And died. BUT WAIT! THERES MORE! IT WAS A TRICK! FOR MEDIA ATTENTION! *GASP* And now, Niall needs to find his one true love..... Fiona, the crazy girl who almost killed him. Because he is in love...... And she's crazy....

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

So, basically, I am a freak with lots of free time, so I go onto profiles on Wattpad and make guesses about them. Give it a read, it's sort if like short stories, I swear every word is true.

Fiona is an over-thinker. When she was asked if she wanted a dog, she researched every type of dog and bought a book on training them, even though she's a cat person. So it almost makes sense that when she found out that a girl in her neighborhood had been kidnapped, she signed herself up to start self defense classes immidiatly. Fiona got so obsessed with the idea of getting kidnapped she had to start therapy, where not only was she helped with her intense fear, but with something else... Five years later. Fiona is walking home from the gas station when a certain group of boys swoops in and takes her against her will. Unfortunately for them, they don't know what they're in for... ******** Opinions expressed in this story are in fact opinions, blah blah blah. Serious editing!