Funny Insults and Comebacks that will make your day "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah me neither"

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What it means to love and be loved in return? How far can you go for the one you love? How much patience and tolerance you need to deal with your loved one? Isn't love said to be the most wonderful of all feelings yet it is the most misunderstood one as it can lead to eruption of many other feelings like Sadness, Anger, Jealousy, Trust, Anticipation, Kindness and most important of all FEAR! Fawad Ahmad is a workaholic. He doesn't have enough time for Allah and his wife. A tragic incident occurs that turns his world upside down and he is left alone & shattered. This incident changes him completely. The story of love, heartbreak, hope and seeking Allah's miracle. Allah's plans are always better if only we knew. Come and enjoy this journey of Fawad, who sets forward to find and revive lost love and Miracle of Allah all over again❤

"You took my father from me! You killed him!" I snarled, pulling against the chains. He watched me with those same dead eyes, not an ounce of emotion. "He trespassed into my home and stole my food, he got what he deserved." he stated calmly. I bared my canines, just wanting to rip through his flesh with them. "Now I know why." "Why what?" "Why no one could ever love you...you're a monster. A cold blooded beast at heart." I spat with hatred. "No one could ever love a beast like yourself." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arabella, proclaimed as the most beautiful woman to ever live in Britain. Even the humans consider her a rare beauty. She was a kind-hearted girl, but she would stand up for whatever she believed in. She would fight whomever she deemed as a threat, and that included the beastly King of Alphas, Samuel Blackmoore.

Daphne believed that one day she will find her love in a gentlemen who will be cute and sweet. Her perfect definition of her Knight in shining armour. But some dreams never come true...she found herself falling for a stoic, rude, bossy and the most complicated guy. Daph's life was now all a mess again and that also at the time when she was heartbroken by some guy previously.... will she be able to manage her heart with this CEO when it is already shattered? And she finds herself happy with Lucas,Check out what happens to Lucas and Daphne!

Meet Tracy Lawrence, a normal high school student who kept her distance away from the popular radar for her whole high school life. Everything was going fine until she babysat Katie, the sister of Eric Thomson. She didn't care about Eric at first anyway. Tracy finds herself being closer to the Thomson family, excluding Eric, but what happens when Eric comes into the picture? COVER MADE BY @dementors

"NO DADDY! I NEED YOU!" Lily cried tearfully and lunged herself at him. Harry caught her in his strong arms. "I'm so sorry.." He whispered in her head, tears of his own forming in his eyes. His heart broke in a million pieces of leaving his baby girl and two sons behind. This is SongFic of Daddy's Little girl, about Harry and his daughter Lily. Please read. Better than the summary!

She could be considered a certified insomniac. He hasn't slept the whole night through because of circumstance. She's reserved and quiet at school. He's the silent bad-boy everyone admires. She loves photography. He loves his little brother. Nicole Evans and Caleb Shaw are two completely different people, but they may have a lot more in common than they think. Join these two night owls as they roam the city of Berkeley at night, discovering secrets not only about the city, but about themselves as well.

BOOK 1 OF THE 'It's Just Business' SERIES Sam Anderson, CEO of Anderson's Corporation is a tough, straightforward, serious man who only speaks the language of business. Violet is a bubbly, clumsy and shy girl who lands a job at Anderson's Corporation. No matter how much Sam tries to avoid her, he can't help but get drawn to her. But can Violet teach him the language of love or will it all result in heartbreak

'They sealed the deal by planning on getting you married to him...' Blake's words ran through her mind repeatedly. Kathleen's world comes crashing down when she finds out that her mom and dad arranged a marriage for her with none other than her rival since middle school, Nathan Heinrich. She never, once in her life, thought that she'd be married to Nathan. To add more ridicule to it, she hasn't seen him in the past 10 years nor is she planning to see him till their marriage or so she thinks. Nathan Heinrich is none other than your typical average player who has the whole world under his feet. With his charming good looks and sparkling green eyes, he could get any dame in this world. Not really into the thought of a married life with a wife and kids, he is the type who really wants to enjoy his bachelor life along with the playboy reputation. What if his parents thought that the best way to tame Nathan's playboy habits is to get him hitched to none other than his arch rival, Kathleen Holzknecht? She has got the money, the looks, the charm and everything, but why Nathan despises her is totally something ridiculous. With Kathleen storming into his life like a whirlwind, will Nathan change for good and leave all his habits of sleeping around and be the man of Kathleen's dreams or will bitter memories of past affect their life after marriage? Read more to find out what happens..... A/N This was my very first story on Wattpad, guys. This first few chapters would be short and not really...good, I'd say. There's an edited version of this story, if you can't handle grammatical errors and short chapters. On a lighter note, thanks for giving Unexpected Love a chance!