|| Highest Rank: #6 Santa, #782 in Short Story, #510 Humour || Christmas noun 1. the annual Christian festival celebrating Christ's birth, held on 25 December in the Western Church. Annual? Not in Derek Christmas' case. Derek Christmas - yes, that's really his last name - lives a relatively normal, high school life. Except for the fact that his school doesn't consider 'Christmas' to be a real holiday. They expect students to attend school for half of the festive day. Derek finds himself stuck in a time loop, repeating Christmas Day over and over again. Sure, there are some perks; He gets to open presents every day, eat Christmas food every day, and make out with his girlfriend every day. But it gets kind of old opening the same presents, eating the same food, and kissing a girl he doesn't genuinely like. So, he tries to figure out what the hell to do and how to fix this weird Christmas groundhog day. What happens when he meets a cookie-sweet, fiery, funny girl named Mistletoe "Missy" Snow who seems to be playing the same broken record as him? Will they figure out how to fix the time loop together? And if they do, what happens then? [COVER: made by the AMAZEBALL sweetheart @weightingold ♡]

How did I get here? How did I get myself in this madness? Well, it's actually quite simple. It's a little recipe: one third of a twisted past, a little prick of a sister, a wall breaker and some messed up organisation on your ass. Put everything in a big bowl, blend for 17 years and throw it in an oven. The result? A broken, fire spitting and dangerous girl with major issues. *There will be strong language and images. I am a slow updater but belive me, it's worth it. *

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. When a field injury kickstarts his senior year, heʼs turning his free time and attention to Wren. And maybe she might not want to be invisible after all. ***** [Watty's Collector's Edition Winner] [TFA Runaway Prize Winner] [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]] Cover designed by Ashley Santoro

**You can currently find the beginning of the rewritten version on my profile here on Wattpad.** What would you do if you lived the life as Clover Thompson: the nerd during the school day and Lucky, the supermodel after school hours. She has been a model since she was 15 years old for all different types of company's. She at first started out modeling for company's like: Hollister, Aeropostale, Wet Seal, but once she was allowed to started modeling for Victoria Secret. And now she's the number one model in the world. No one knows her little modeling secret except her family and best friend Tori, and no one would suspect it when she wears: fake glasses, a wig, and a fake retainer. But what happens when the player/bad boy of the school, Andrew Carter, gets assigned to work on a project with Clover and she is forced to spend time with him? Will he find out her secret? How long can Clover keep her double life a secret ? ------------------------------------- This Story is completed but it needs to be edited which I am slowly doing. But for those who don't mind grammar mistakes then my writing does gets better throughout the series. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the first book of The Undercover Saga!(: Xx My lovely Cover is made by: @heights Ranked #1 in Teen Fiction multiple times!