A crudely detailed and self explanatory justification of why exactly I'm going straight to hell. Most likely overly offensive and full of disgusting language that unfortunately I constantly spew. It will include all of the cliches I despise on Wattpad alongside all of the things that the writers and readers do that truly piss me off enough to rant in these chapters. Enjoy it, I dare you. Please note: It is rated as 'Restricted' [R] apparently. You have been warned, so please don't complain. This is a severely edited version of what used to be called '100 Overused Cliches and Frustrating Things On Wattpad', if you were wondering what the bloody fuck 'Butthurt 101' was suddenly popping up in your library after years of a lack of an update on the previous version. Enjoy the cover, too. It was made with lots of giggles.

It started with a Starbucks cup and an insane Greyhound to get them to meet. Sofia Thanos is a laid back girl with a passion for cooking. Zayn Malik is a British popstar whose band, One Direction, is winning the hearts of people all around the world.

❝Why do we adore the ones who ignore us, but ignore the ones who adore us?❞ Caught up in a series of mixed love triangles. The girls from Little Mix have just made it to the top after winning the X Factor show. But how long will it last and how far will it go until these girls hit rock bottom when they find themselves falling into a case of never-ending drama with the boys from One Direction.

One Direction. You know the name, you know the boys. Now experience One Direction like never before. What happens when the only people who can help stop the world from crumbling to pieces is a popular boyband? Watch as the boys get recruited as agents for a top secret agency, go through gruelling training sessions in strength, stealth, espionage, weapons and more. And then try to save the world at the same time as taking on a world tour, and trying not to fall for their female agent colleagues.Boy band by day, undercover spies by night. This is Five Spies: One Direction

Dakota always got made fun of. The worst was always by a boy named Jeremy Shada. But her best friend is Jeremy's older sister, Janelle. Dakota's brother Eric said that Jeremy and Dakota would make a cute couple when she was 13. She like Jeremy since then. Will Jeremy want to be her friend? Will he keep making fun of her? Or will he like her back? Read a d find out

{bonus book} ✓ - She’s a hopeless romantic– when it comes to others. She doesn’t believe in love to herself, she doesn’t believe someone could really love her. And when a platonic love becomes a real one, the always-tough Moni will show how fragile she really is; the strong girl now turns into a little bird when he knocks up at her door.

Scarlett ends up in a situation, miles away from home with Louis Tomlinson. However, she doesn't even know who he is. But there's more to the story than just surviving a fatal accident. No family, betrayed friends and lost in the big world, how will Scarlett survive? Sequel called 'Happy Never After'

[ (BK 1) -COMPLETED -BK 3 IN PROGRESS- (CURRENTLY EDITING) ] Ashley Dawson has spent her life living in the shadow of her pop-star sister Ellie Dawson. Life's dull, it's boring and Ashley's beginning to tire of the same old routine. She's bored of always thinking inside the box and keeping up her usual sensible and co-operative demeanour. Finally something seems promising for changing and Ellie gleefully announces she'd like to go in a new 'direction' with her music and resorts to the media task of working with British-Irish Boy Band One Direction on her new album. After things take a turn for the better in their Father's business, their parents take a fluke six month business trip to California leaving their daughters behind their Father is forced to use the connections he has in the Music Industry to the test and soon Ashley finds herself living with One Direction on strict orders from her record-label Dad. Summer's now ruined, right? After being pulled away from her social group and everything she knows in her home and being forced to move to the other side of London and stay with a boy band she barely knows things just seem to get worse. But pretty soon un-expected romance is found with band member Niall Horan, who not only gives her the best summer of her life but shows her the world in a whole different light, but we all know that summer had to end sometime, right? Everything seems to be perfect, but there's only so high you can go before you fall down and hit the ground, and sometimes, even the people you're blood bound to can be willing to help you make the fall and drag you away from the one you love. The perfect relationship turns into being based on failed lies and there's only so long that lies can hold everything together before one person crumbles underneath the pressure. But the question is, how far are they really going to go to let true love bring things back together?

**WILL SOON BE UNDERGOING EXTREME EDITING** *FIRST BOOK IN THE "BROKEN" TRILOGY* I looked in my step-father's eyes for a brief second and he was enraged. He looked absolutely crazy, and his look expressed the desire to kill. In less than three seconds, I knew what my fate would be. I was going to die. Ariella Rayne grew up without a real father, and instead with a crazy step-father. One day when he goes too far, her mother makes her go live with her birth father in London. Her father, however, is also Harry Styles’s father. When she meets the boys, they don’t exactly like her. She’s weird and American and Harry is mad at her for something that she cannot control. When they truly get to know her, she falls for one of them. Can they heal her or will Ariella remain broken?

Josh Devine has been dating Melissa Styles, Harry Stylesʻ cousin, for a few months now and Management didnʻt really like it. Due to the fact that Management believed she was too young for him they have forced them to keep their relationship secret, and what better way to get attention off of their relationship than by creating a new ʻfakeʻ one. With Niall Horan. But what happens when Melissa canʻt really tell the difference between Niallʻs ʻpretendʻ emotions and his real ones? And what happens when this fake relationship makes her start second guessing her supposedly 'real' one?