Pangit, nakakatakot, weird at di kagandahan. Ilan sa mga iyan ang inilalarawan ng mga nakakasagupa ni Darelle sakanya. Hinahanap niya kasi yung childhood bestfriend niya na nagparamdam sakanya na hindi siya nag-iisa sa mundong ginagalawan niya ang kaso, sa kakahanap niya, hindi niya alam na nasa tabi niya lang pala ang Nicho Sandoval na nagbigay ng kulay sa mundo niyang madilim. Paano na lang kung malaman niyang pinagkaisahan pala siya ng mga mahal niya sa buhay? Maghihiganti pa ba siya o mananatili na lang pangit sa paningin ng iba?

Vanessa Laine is a college student and aspiring musician. She's got the look and she's got the voice. The only thing that's stopping her is her stage fright...and an opportunity. But opportunity knocks when pop-punk band, The Velocity, holds auditions for a new lead singer at the restaurant that Vanessa works at. Getting in was the easy part. Surviving as the only girl in the band is the hard part. Can she do it?

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!