[First Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Prank: [noun] a practical joke or mischievous act. -- ❝Hey, can I order an Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte?❞ ❝What the hell are you talking about? It's bloody 3 a.m.❞ ❝So what you little cinnamon?❞ _______________________ Imagine that it's 3 a.m. and you get a call from someone asking for a Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte. You'd be furious right? That's exactly what Sera felt when someone prank called her at 3 asking for a Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte. An odd turn of events happen but does it all end well? If you are reading this story on a platform other than Wattpad, you are at a risk of malware attacks. Highest Ranking : #6 in Short Story Dialogue Story Copyright 2017 by @feelthenirvana

Marinette is thrilled. She's spending her afternoon at the museum with Adrien, and even Manon's unexpectedly tagging along with them can't tarnish her happiness. After all, what can go wrong for two seventeen-year-olds watching over a seven-year-old? Turns out, a lot of things. ------ This is an illustrated fanfiction collaboration by Maerynn and EdenDaphne ------ This work is intended for readers ages 13 and up

A looming darkness has gathered, and the storm is headed for Asgard. Thor needs help, and more than that, he needs the girl raised on Earth. The Earth girl, and his imprisoned brother. Valkyrie Sutton is of Earth. Or Midgard. Or whatever. When Thor, God of Thunder, appears to take her to Asgard without much explanation, Val finds out things about herself she never expected. Tossed into chaos and ripped from her former life, Val finds trouble, and trouble goes by the name of Loki. And like it or not, she needs Trouble's help to save Asgard. Secrets are revealed, bonds are formed, and chances are taken. She will risk everything in the process, all for the sake of the kingdom that threw her away. Post-Avengers. Cover Art by @estefaniML Reviews! "I LOVE THIS. It is eloquently written and drew me in from the very beginning. :D" - CrazyCranberry "well written and pulls in the reader with its simplicity and light sprinkling of intrigue. everything feels real." - angelinatomas "Oh my goodness!! This book is amazing!!!! I just can't wait to see what happens next!!!!" - CharmCasterAvenger "Ashdojakjsjfjwjdjsjcskdjfjskd" - dianalauramg "Val definitely is badass." - Isitmadness "Oh my gods this story is AWESOME!!!!! as a huge Loki fan this is extremely amazing." - 7katie2002 "I feel like I've been through so much with [Loki] by reading this story! Look, there's so much feels I'm using waaay too many exclamation points!! THE FEEELS!!!!" - Willow256 "BEST. LOKI. FANFIC. EVER!!!!!" - flameaugustineaka

Marvel Fanfic Awards Winner: -Best Plot -Best Loki -Best Male Villain -Toughest Character (Anna) BOOK ONE. The world has changed. After aliens invaded New York City and superhumans continue to emerge from the woodwork, society has been forced to accept that which it does not know or understand. Anna, a young freelance journalist, witnesses these changes first hand as she travels the world, always observing yet never participating in events which continually shape the future. Now, after watching an Avenger murder a seemingly innocent man before her very eyes, she's thrust into action. Narrowly escaping death with Loki, the God of Mischief, Anna finds herself at a crossroads. How do you fight that which you do not understand? DISCLAIMER: May experience extreme fangirling and hyperventilating. Screaming, crying, laughing, broken e-Readers, intense feels, and asthma attacks have all occurred. (Seriously.) ++++++++++++++++++++ A Wattpad Featured Story. #37 in Fanfiction (6.18.2016) RATED PG-13: Violence and some strong language. © 2016. All rights reserved. All content (except original characters and storylines) is the property of Marvel. Cover art courtesy of Jungshan on DeviantArt. Art used with permission.

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

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