'Well look at her', one of the boys from the back drawled, 'Smart and hot, what a rare combonation in a girl'. 'Really', I retorted 'because I reckon its even rarer for a boy'. Meet Ashley Simons, a new girl in a new school. A steorotypical high school complete with cliques- the nerds, losers, normals and of course the "in" crowd including the jocks and cheerleaders, lead by the mean queen bee Brittany Cummings. However Ashley is smart, sarcastic, pretty, a major bookworm, has a serious love for soccer and is against every stereotype. What happens when a girl like this comes to a new school? Throw in some cute guys and a very hot soccer captain and what do you get? Fights. Surprises. Shocks. Secrets and a new queen bee- Little Miss Different.

This book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day

Around the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet. In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out. So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.