Lily is a laidback slacker with a phobia for commitment...who happens to owe the devil her (nonexistent) firstborn. When the ruler of Hell comes knocking, what choice does she have but to let the devil play matchmaker? *** Lily has never been good at relationships, not that it matters to her. That is until Eve, a seductive woman claiming to be the devil's apprentice, shows up to collect a debt Lily doesn't remember owing: her firstborn child. Without a firstborn to give, and with the threat of eternal damnation at her heels, Lily finds herself on a chaotic matchmaking quest with the devil herself. Eve swears she's only playing matchmaker to collect the debt owed to her, but with each failed set-up, Lily suspects there may be something more to the devil's plan. [[word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Joe Resch [[Wattys 2020 Winner]] Content warning: this story includes dark humour, mature themes, and scenes of violence and gore

You haven't seen your high school teacher since the summer before you left for college, and over time you've not kept up too much contact. Suddenly he's teaching your college class and it's like you're in high school all over again. Sequel to Mr. Cerulli. Note this fan fiction is R rated every single chapter, 18+ years or older to read. Disclaimer: I want to make it absolutely clear, this is fanfiction, and getting involved in a relationship with your teacher whether you're in high-school or college is not okay, and if someone older propositions you or expects "extra credit" such as this book describes, IMMEDIATELY report them. Not only is there more than likely something extremely wrong with that person, it's illegal, and in so many ways very damaging. So don't let this book romanticize the idea of it, or make anyone think that it's acceptable.

in which she's plus sized and he couldn't care less. ; copyright © tobi. 2016 STARTED : JUNE 21, 2016 FINISHED : MARCH 4, 2017

"You're a fucking joke. You're alone. Kaylee doesn't like you. She never will. You are just a charity case. You are just a nerd who doesn't belong here. She will never like a loser like you." ___________________________ Story may contain sexual content and vulgar language, read at your own risk. THIS BOOK IS NOW UNDERGOING SOME MAJOR RECONSTRUCTIONS SO JUST A HEADS UP SOME THINGS WILL BE CHANGING

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

#183 in poetry// Sage claims the sea is her limitation but it's also her voice. She feels weak without one, but she'll learn how a voice is more than just a sound, but a scream that can't be heard.One boy will teach her how deafening the sound of silence can be. Cover by @polefox-