hey, here's a writing practice since I really need to get back into this.

"Buenos Dios, Batter!"

I have no idea why this is here

You were just casually using your laptop and playing the RPG OFF when something happened...

Buenos dias, amigos. It is I, Zacharie, the much needed merchant in a game that is simply OFF. Hehehe, I apologize for the silly joke. This is my story of what me and the dear Batter had. I believe you Puppeteers call it "Batterie". An intriguing name. This is our love story, one of free will and of our own choice, much like your everyday lives. We don't get this as often. This will possibly be pleasant to you. Or maybe it won't.

Shifty x Splendid Fanfic Warning; Includes mature content and foul language. Shifty has successfully robbed Splendids house but is not yet out, when leaving, he spots a permanent marker and decides to get creative. After finishing his impish joke, he heads out but on his way causes some ruckus that wakes up the hero...

Heyo everyone!! Thank you /so/ much for 2.7K reads!!! It means a lot!! Zacharie x Batter Are you ready for the ~smutty~ ending ;3 ITS COMING SOON MY FRIENDS I PROMISE

This is how you enter a game made by Morist Ghost.

Just nonsensical drabbles and one-shots with our lovely characters, Batter and Zacharie.

This story contains NSFW and bondage so if you are not educated on sexual intercourse and under the age of 18 PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. As for my wonderful Batterie fangirls and fanboys out there, have fun with this smut. It's not like most smut so if you are getting bored of the same thing with different characters then enjoy.