Gabriel didn't know what hit him. One moment, he was staring at his lovely date, and the next, she was pulling out a gun and shooting random men on the street. The first, she shot in the head. He had a black suit on, as if he just came from a meeting. There was a calamari vendor who was dipping squid rings on a batter before frying it. She shot him in the chest. Without batting an eye, she cocked her gun and shot in the guts a Fine Arts student crossing the street. He stared aghast at his date, who calmly tucked her gun back into her bag as if she did nothing out of the ordinary. 'Oh, yeah. I shoot random men while sipping on a hot cup of overpriced coffee. Just felt like it, you know? Oh, would you like some more sugar on your latte?' Gabriel shook his head to clear his mind off the crazy thought. He swallowed the huge lump in his throat and gaped at Selina. “What the heck?!” he screamed when he was able to find his voice. Selina turned to Gabriel and smiled. “You saw that? Good. You’re the seventh Candidate. Come with me.” With that, Gabriel gets thrown into a wild adventure involving Guardians (who are neither angels nor spirits) and their never-ending war against the demons that ravage all the Worlds—both visible and invisible. As he journeys with newfound, if albeit weird and cranky allies, he learns more about himself, his elusive past, his destiny and ultimately finds out what it means to be a true Champion—and maybe find love in the process, too. **"Champions" is a published and fast-selling book in the Philippines. For more info, visit www.karrenrenzsena.com or www.kerygmabooks.com and www.kerygmabooks.com/ebooks **Available in Google Books **Available soon in Amazon **Complete

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Are you a PJO/HOO fangirl/fanboy/fanwhatever? Are you craving something deep and emotional? Are you so desperately wanting to read something just to make you swoon with fluffy fangirling? Well this is the book for you. These are a collection of headcanons and one-shots I wrote just to fulfill your guys' need for fluff. And no, I don't aim for your heart. I shoot straight. For. Your. FEELS. Cover By: Potato chip. The pictures in the cover is not owned by me but the creativity is owned by POTATO CHIP.

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :)

"You're a Celestial now, and for you to become a licensed and winged angel, you have to enroll and graduate in Academia Gloria Caelesti." "I'm a what? And I have to enroll in Aca-where?!" "Academia Gloria Caelesti, aka Angels' Academy. Or AA if you're too lazy for even /that/." "And I have to do what?" "Pass the exams, finish the missions, gain your wings. Easy enough." When Axel woke up that morning, never in her wildest dreams had she imagined that she'd be crashing headfirst into an eighteen-wheeler. When she came to, the brother she's lost for more than ten years was hovering above her with the most brilliant pair of wings she's ever seen (not that she's seen any, save for some bird wings and stuff), and the fiercest scowl she's ever seen him give her. As if dying and getting rammed by a big-ass truck was her fault. If that wasn't enough, he tells her that in order for her to gain her own pair of wings, she has to enroll into the prestigious Academia Gloria Caelesti--AA for those who'd rather save themselves from the tonguetwister, the most coveted (and only) academic institution in heaven, designed to train heaven-class Angels of all Ranks. To graduate, she has to fulfill and pass a series of missions and tests with flying colors. Her major exam? 'Save the reticent musician from the bonds of his sordid past and transform him into a commendable citizen'... or whatever bull. Thinking the mission 'too cliche' and 'overrated', Axel decides to ante up the stakes by involving a rag-tag group of popular musicians, their stoic manager, a bunch of orphans and abandoned, senile senior citizens, and a prissy Archangel who has a strange aversion to cats. But of course she'll fall in love with her charge. That's what happens in the movies, and in the books, and in all forms media that she's had her grubby literary hands on. Problem is, this is the real shizz, so how would she deal? What would she choose? Her wings? Or her (non-beating) heart?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!