Random Percy Jackson jokes

Ever since our childhood, we've heard tales of princes and princesses. Stories of dragons and ferocious beasts. We've heard of true love. Indeed we've heard of how princes saved princesses. Sometimes many of us wanted to be a prince or a princess. But this isn't the average fairytale. There are princes and there is a princess. The princess's name was Rapunzel. Even the toughest guy will know something about Rapunzel. "Oh yeah. Isn't she that one princess dude?" Yes. "Wasn't she locked in a tower of some sort?" Yes. "Wasn't it because that witch person disliked her?" No. What? You see, that wasn't true. There was no witch and there was no long hair. There was a tower though. A tower that Rapunzel locked herself in. Uh-huh. Wait...WHAT! Let me say it one more time. Rapunzel locked herself in a tower. Woah... This is a tale of a princess and her prince, more importantly, this story is about love. It's also about how a princess can be rescued from the tower of a mind. But, how do you save a princess who doesn't want to be saved?