Steve the Frisbee Grandpa, Tony the Internet Troll, Mom Natasha, Caps Lock Army Thor, and much more Here is yet another Avengers Texts, so you can find out how completely irresponsible they all are in their spare time. (I wrote this so long ago and honestly the writing makes me die a little, but people still read it so I'm leaving it up since people seem to still enjoy it!) #stopfrisbeegrandpa2k15 Amazing cover by mindless_ramblings!

Someone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is homeless Tony is motherfuckin' troll Clint watches everyone sleep (Except Tony cos he sleeps naked) Bruce sleeps where he isn't supposed to And Natasha makes really good coffee These are the Avengers' private phone records collected for your enjoyment

Wanna see what it looks like when the Avengers txt?

Avengers Text : A chatroom between | Red Head [Natasha] | Super American Spangles [Captain America] | Mutli Billionaire Jerk [No need for the name, you already know him] | Disney Apparently Came [Thor] | The Guy With The Nice Haircut [Clint] | Science Teacher [Bruce] | The Girl That I Thought She Was Named Wand [Wanda] | Levitating Robot [Vision] | & Many more. Lol, that was many.