He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Have you ever wondered what fall out boy song you are? Desperate to know which green day video is most like you? Well, now you can find out, all by the power of your zodiac sign! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLS DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY Y'ALL NEED TO FIND SOME CHILL HONESTLY. [I make all of these myself] -DM requests-

(this was an april fools joke) phil lester is bullied and broken everyday, he's different - he sees monsters in normal people around him, and kindness and love in the real monster. it all begins when he takes a different route home after school one day and gets lost in the woods at night and meets a beautiful kind of monster: tall, white, beautiful, and slender - just like those girls that get notes on tumblr.