❝You were red and you liked me because I was blue, then you touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky, and you decided purple just wasn't for you❞ // she was blue, then she turned into purple. Mature for strong language and minor abuse.

❝All women belong in the kitchen.❞ ❝Watch it, Farkle.❞ she gave him a death glare. ❝That's where the knives are.❞ In which Riley and Farkle are sharing a co-ed college dorm, where they argue, and hate each other. Pull pranks on each other and act like a married couple. what happens when they see each other naked by accident? //story not finished, but it's been discontinued.