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I Hate Donald Trump by BTS__Gissel
BTS__Gissel
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This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor. IF YOU ARE A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER DO NOT COMMENT SHIT ON MY BOOK PLEASE. I DO NOT WANT YOUR BULLSHIT COMMENT. Ps. It's literally been two years since I've started this book and I'm still getting shit I'm honestly sHoOk ,but really I high key regret making this book like it was all fun and games two years ago but like now that I've grown tf up I was so stupid for making this book in the first place but there's nothing I can do now I spent too much time working on this book and a lot of tears reading the comments so I'm not taking it down. I'll just suck it up. 2023 update: I still hate him.
His Personal Secretary |  ✓ by Sunlene
Sunlene
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Cali Wilson desperately needs money. She had her father's gigantic gambling debt and 4 months overdue rent to pay. When she saw a job opening that offered a place to stay and your choice of salary, she immediately applied. She expected her debt to be paid, but what she didn't expect was her life to be turned completely upside down. Meet Christian Wright, the only son and successor of Wright Corporations. Born with the brains, the looks, and the money- he was the total package. Except there was one problem: his personality. Not only was he rude, self-centered and arrogant, he also had an extremely short temper. Employees were fired for little things like being a minute late to a tiny typo in a report. Everyone in the company knew about his horrible personality and avoided him as if he was the devil himself. When his personal secretary is fired for the 3rd time that month and nobody wanted to be the replacement, the Human Resources department had no choice but to give an outrageous offer just to get someone on the job as soon as possible. What will happen when these two are brought together? #3 in Romance [05.03.16] **warning- this story was one of the first ones I've ever written on Wattpad so there is a lot of room for improvements
emo shrek by thisismyswamp
thisismyswamp
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Obama High School Host Club by Ponytah
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The beloved anime Ouran High School Host Club takes a turn into the direction of the United States of America, as Barack Obama, a young girl,joins the group of a lifetime. However, due to her appereance, everyone thinks she is a male. Will she make it though the school year? -Cast- Barack Obama- Haruhi Fujioka Mitt Romney- Tamaki Suoh Raini Rodriguez- Renge Hoshakuji George Washington- Kyoya Ootori Donald Trump- "Honey" Haninozuka Abraham Lincoln- Takashi Morinozuka George W. Bush- Hikaru Hitachiin Jeb Bush- Kaoru Hitachiin
Phoenix Drop High School by Lexi323
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Aphmau has just moved to Phoenix drop after her parents mysteriously disappeared. She starts a new school Pheonix drop high where she unknowingly captures the attention of more than a few people. Turns out high school isn't all books and pens especially if magiks are involved. What will happen with crazy ex's, mean popular girls, hot boys and secret admirers? Read to find out!
Layers: Shrekler fanfic (shrek x hitler) by FNAF_WEIRDOS
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Shrek recently broke up with Freddy fazbear, and Freddy hasn't let go yet. Shrek is living in his swamp, trying to avoid Freddy stalkbear is harder than ever. Then the new guy moves in. Hitler is the average new guy in the swamp, a small neat moustache, simple, brown hair with a picture perfect parting, but anything but shy. Hitler and shrek know that they are destined to be together, but how will Freddy react? Can shrekler pull through? ----> 10k lets do it
Building Our Love (Donald Trump x Bob The Builder) by TheWeeaboo
TheWeeaboo
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In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?
Pepe the frog x Donald trump by Maya_trump
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They meet each other and they love each other
Trump 《A Donald Trump Fanfiction》 by festusElric
festusElric
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Love, tragedy, Trump.
Dearest Diary|| A Bob Duncan Fanfiction by janeevans4
janeevans4
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A bob Duncan diary and love story