Just a random list of cheesy and stupid pick up lines! Okay not really a list, because it's page by page..but that's if you wanna get technical! Are you having trouble with your love life? And do you wanna spice it up a bit?! Well you've came to the wrong place my friend. These pick up lines are pretty much guaranteed not to work, but there is such a thing called hope! They may get you the girl/guy you have had your eye on for a while, or they can run off...good luck! Sneak peek: Mario is red, sonic is blue, press start to join and be my player 2. Trust me there are better ones. You just have to read and find out for yourself. I will post as much as I can and sometimes multiple within a few minutes just because im bored. Please remember to vote and comment and if you have a pick up line you think i should put in it, go ahead and message me and I will try to add it. Just an FYI I do not own any of these. If I do make one up by myself (most likely not gonna happen) I will make sure to mention that.

Sequel to 'Birds of a Feather' It's a pretty rad book you should check it out! Young justice fanfiction

"What the hell?" I took a step closer to the mirror, staring at my reflection in disbelief. The person looking back was still me, but at the same time it wasn't. I had the same thick, dark, curly hair. The same hazel eyes. The same olive skin with a light dusting of freckles (ugh) scattered across the bridge of my nose. But my curls were now streaked with highlights. And not the subtle, golden-brown ones that sometimes appeared during the summer. No, these were an aggressive, dazzling blond that went from the roots of my hair all the way to the tips. It looked like I had spent a full day getting my hair done in some upscale salon. Never mind that I had never set foot in such a place since the day I was born. My eyes appeared somehow wider and more luminous. The colour brighter, my eyelashes darker up against them. And, when I looked closely, my pupils seemed to be slitted almost like a cat. I looked down at my body. My skinny arms-which had always refused to gain any definition no matter how hard I exercised-were lined with flat, wiry muscles. My bony shoulders were now curved and smooth. My scrawny legs were toned like a dancer. I reached down and lifted my shirt, revealing two subtle lines running vertically down my perfectly flat stomach, hinting at the rock-hard abs underneath. My whole body was rippling with strength. Like liquid steel.

When you are fighting for the freedom of your people, falling in love with your enemy is not a great idea. Or is it? Ayla has to defend her castle and her people all on her own, with nobody to help her but a dark warrior she hates with all her heart.

These jokes are so funny. Read it and these jokes will be in ur head the whole day. It's time for u to laugh and bring a smile to ur face if ur stressing out!