"I've have never believed in true love at first sight, until I met you". ###%###########}}################# You were out to get groceries, and came back with a boyfriend. You knew from the minute you spotted him on the street corner that he would be the one, the one to marry you, the one to bear your children, the one you would live out your life with. But does Bob feel the same? Note: This story has been translated from Minionese for easier entertainment Anyways, you've made it this far! Read? Please?

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

This is a mini story I wrote about minions

this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

dave's life as a minion who loves to blow up stuff