HIiiiii!!!! If You Haven't Seen Dan and Phil Play Portal You need to watch it one DanAndPhilGames!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!

The Fic Fic is a fanfiction for the Phan lovers. Mkay well i just wanna let y'all know this isn't a smut sorry for letting your hopes down. I'm not much of a sucker for provocatives SORRY. Plus, i wrote this while back ago while i was a cringeworthy 12 yr old so bare with the tonnes of false grammars. I mean ya'kno if you love sum good cyote moments especially anythhing related to phan ya know you can cringe along with me ;) Don't really wanna delete this story i wanna continue the legacy 'till years to comE ENJOY children.

Shrek is in Dan and Phils house.

Phil the innocent man child loves cereal, especially lion cereal. He would never save any cereal for his flatmate dan the dirty minded antisocial lad to eat. One day, Dan decides to do something about it, so now Phil is about to get a custom made bowl of cereal coming his way. *SMUT WARNING 12+*

This was not written by me, but my a girl named Kate.. Enjoy

In which Dan and Phil are pastries in a Bakery (EXPLICIT)

DEEZ R TAELS ABOOT DE SHERK. HOP U ENJOEY!!111¡¡¡ I TREID ME BEST SO PL0X VOTEZ

You're a 20 year old normal girl, or so you like to tell yourself. You idolise Dan Howell and Phil Lester and have done since the start, however an incident that occurred during 2011 has caused you to stop speaking. Will meeting Dan and Phil make you talk?

Dan sat on his bed and looked around. Everything around him was black and white. The posters on the walls were black and white. The clothes he wore were black and white. He ran his fingers over his black and white duvet, feeling how soft it was. "What is color?" Dan thought to himself. "Caspar said you could see it. But what is it? When I look around I see only the lightest shade of light and the darkest shade of dark, and the shades in between. This is not beautiful as Caspar said."