This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear! (NOTE: the book gets funnier as it goes on. The first few chapters are quite rubbish. Feel free to skip ahead to the good stuff or power through!) [Highest ranking: #301 in Humor as of 10/4/18]

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

The story about a few wattpad users who, In the story, are kits and... just read it to learn 'bout this. Erin Hunter made warrior cats. This is just a story about kits,friends, and other things. (Comments for requests in joining or an idea for a future chapter are allowed. For joining though, PM me.)

What if there was a time when Peter Pan wasn't evil, when he was the way every fairy tale book portrayed him? I wouldn't be lying when I said there was. In Maine there is a small town known as Storybooke. You may think you know everything about it, and everyone in it. But I can guarantee you there is one you have not met. 18 year old Haven, was once a girl who never grew up, in a land that is every child's imagination. She's always been an orphan, that was until Snow and Emma took her in. She always refused to tell anyone about her past. And that was only because it involves the one and only Peter Pan. What happens when she joins Emma to find Henry at Neverland?

Poems for losers Helen and I write these in social studies

I felt like I wasn't connected with my body at all. I was commanding myself from above, like a puppeteer showcasing a performance. How can you know when somethings wrong with you? Or different? Or strange? Jack, Erin, Lily, and Thomas each come from different places in their lives, never talking or knowing each other. Until one day each person is catapulted into situations they weren't expecting. Growing up in an environment of war can change you and everyones already dealing with enough so when strange powers are twirled into the mess, they find themselves trapped in a ruin of problems.

When my brother and I were very little, our parents left us to the care of our aunt and uncle and seemed to disappear off the face of the earth. For nine years we've lived in this mansion, and every day is the same-school, chores, and trying to find something to occupy us. Until he comes along. In just one afternoon my whole world changes. This boy is hiding something and I'm determined to find out what it is, even if it kills me.

The story follows the main character Elizabeth Bennet as she deals with issues of manners, upbringing, morality, education, and marriage in the society of the landed gentry of early 19th-century England. Elizabeth is the second of five daughters of a country gentleman living near the fictional town of Meryton in Hertfordshire, near London.