"If you misbehave in public once, I'll spank you lightly. But do it again and I'll take you to the bathroom, understand?" ---- We started out as friends who liked each other, but when it came to dating... Things got intimate. We both liked being called one word specifically: I liked being called Baby Girl, and he liked being called Daddy. Kinky? Yes, I know. But it just seemed to work out for us. But we had one problem. Baby Girl didn't always wanna listen to Daddy... -------------------------------------------------- This story contains Mature Content. All Rights Reserved. In order to read some of the chapters, you might have to follow me. I'm not sure how Wattpad works when it comes to mature content.

"Color Guard isn't for the wannabe cheerleaders, nor is it for the ones who aren't dedicated. Color Guard is for the people who don't care that there's practice almost everyday of the week. It's for those few who don't care that the brass can be cocky or that every once in awhile a saxophone may get in their space. Color Guard isn't just the flipping of flags or the spinning of rifles, but being part of a family." - Anonymous This is a book of quotes about Color Guard. I do not own any of these quotes, I just found them online. All quotes belong to their proper owner.

These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You're a p*ssy. Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3

"Call me daddy "

"that mouth of yours is too dirty for that pretty face." + lowercase intended highest rank: fanfiction #6

"Give me sex and your time and I'll buy you anything you want, baby." In which a girl takes up an offer, but then realizes that it isn't as easy and simple as she thought it'd be. Highest rank: fanfiction #3 This story is so bad I wrote it in 2014. Be warned.

You wake hungry and go out to eat when you get back Dave has something in store for you. WARNING: 13+ DIRTY

Dave Franco comes back from work extremely tired only to find something that surprises him

previously titled: nerds ❝IN WHICH, A BOX OF CANDY HAPPENS TO SPARK THE TURNING POINT OF THE LIVES OF TWO [ extended summary inside ]