Advice for those readers out there who've not visited this not-so-fair planet we call, Unicornlandia. Actually, no, only I call it that. Others know of it as Midgard or Middle Earth or maybe just plain Earth. Ah but the point is this is some advice from a fellow thing to uh- Other creatures of the deep vast void we call space. May this advice enlighten you and give you guidance through all life's weird endeavors. Warning:This may not be actually helpful. In fact. Don't try this at home kids. (Update: this is incredibly stupid and silly and random and unfunny and I wrote it as a 13 yr old and I would take it down but the comments on it are lit therefore it is staying up because I love everyone in the comment section and also because I'm an idiot)

Each day of the year in 2016, I will be attempting to write a short story, using a prompt. It'll be wild and hard and who knows? I might even turn out some good stuff. Maybe you'll even want to do this too. (Dedications go to followers.) This is part one of the 365 Day Challenge, and contains days 1-200. 5/31/17 - Some of the more personal parts have been unpublished. Some of the poorly written parts I set to private.

Get out your popcorn, tourists beware, here comes a paranormal adventure with a historical twist, set in Egypt--and Britain. From Chapter 29 'Darkness': 'Did I just try to dive into that goo to get at a dead guy?' Trueth asked. Define dead,' Metjen said with a half-smile. He muttered something and touched Trueth on the forehead. The rest of her giddiness faded away--only to return as Metjen crushed her in one of his bearhugs. 'For a moment I thought we would lose you. Don't do that again.' Trueth's cheeks burned. That could only be the caffeine. The stuff had never agreed with her. 'It wasn't my idea, there was a voice in my head!' *** Trueth hates being the last paranormal creature left on Earth. She needn't worry: On a trip to Egypt she runs into Metjen Al-Nour, magical member in the last temple of the sun god Ra. With sparks flying between them--not only those of the magical variety--they solve a 5000-year-old riddle where clues are literally buried in tombs, historical sites--as well as in the family safe. But their journey is far from over - where other stories end, this one really takes off... . The second novel in the trilogy, 'Cursed Times - Only Yesterday!', is completed, and 'In My Attic' - a spin-off to the world of Cursed Times is available with weekly updates. === Copyright information, given the recent acts of content piracy: All copyrights of the texts are mine exclusively. Any attempt at spreading any of the content of my works in any form will be prosecuted. If you are reading this in any form outside Wattpad-be it in print, as an e-book or as an excerpt of text, the content has been stolen and you are in breach of international copyright laws.