Sarcastic comebacks

Open up this book and take a crazy quiz, with the funniest endings. Or read an interview or better yet be interviewed

korina was just a normal girl who was invisible.Or so she thought but when her and her best friend Priscilla come home to find a house full of people that saved both of them from self heated who kidnapped them what dose she do read and find out.

This is a story about how Sky goes as far as kidnapping a band for revenge from a night where her friend Indica was taken from her at a concert. The kidnapper that vanished leaving nothing but a note that said "Have fun at the concert" she thinks to herself "Sky you know you can't have fun at a concert without your best friend" and Sky knew what she had to do, she kidnaps non other than Black Veil Brides that was preforming that night, at the place, the exact time her bet friend Indica was kidnapped. Sky knew it would be hard but she had nothing to do but take the bands tour bus at exactly 2:37am and that she did and it worked to learn more,See what she does by reading!

Hello my name is Hail Storm and I'm just your normal 18 year old girl...besides the fact I'm gothic and I was kidnapped by black veil brides

Zoe and Sam decide (very stupidly I might add) to go to the park super late at night and get kidnapped

Haley and her friend Crista go to a BVB concert to only find out they have been kidnapped by their favorite band! Really bad description but just read to find out!! :3

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

20 year old Khloe, lives in an abandoned tree house and finds herself walking down the street, being forced to sleep in an her tree house and waking up surrounded by BVB but Andy isnt as nice as she thought, what happens, who knows(I know its like some others but IM DIFFERENT at making stories so ENJOY)