dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

sirgin (noun) a slut that pretends to be a virgin © 2014, acidgrvnge All Rights Reserved.

"What's asexual even mean? Do you just jerk off a lot?" "What? No, absolutely not," Or the one where Calum's asexual and no one really understands it.

This is a continuation of my first book!!! If you haven't read my first book and you're reading this, lemme break it down for you. My name is Kenzie and I write preferences and other weird stuff about the 5SOS boys. To the readers who read the first one, I hope you like part 2. I dedicate this book to you ❤ #Wattys2016 #writingcontest

"What does normal even mean? Sounds dangerous." Or the one where Calum's genderfluid and afraid of himself, Michael's demiromantic pansexual and really annoyed, Ashton's asexual and sassy, and Luke's gay and oblivious. And everyone loves Calum. ((Calum-centric ot4)) ((COVER ART BY LU AKA @coffeeshopluke))

(being edited right now)

Michael Clifford is not who he seems. He has a dark secret that will soon be unveiled in a dangerous way. Doalim is the universe the dark angels reside in. Michael starts to show his soft side and that could be what's causing him trouble. But will you survive the darkest angel of all?

Monica Ferguson's life is on the line when she is trusted to use her wizard powers to save the planet from a disastrous storm. Throughout her superhero journey, friendships and love are found and broken as she tries to find herself in this jumbled mess, including her long-term friendship (or maybe more) with wizard Michael Clifford.

in which a boy loves a girl who is completely clueless {lowercase intended}

She is a feline, a hybrid; a girl capable of shifting into a black lion, a white tiger, a cheetah and a saber tooth tiger. She's wilder, stronger and tougher than all of these felines mixed together. She does not remember her family. She has no Pride nor does she belong to one. And she's constantly on the run because of other shape shifter's and supernatural races. So, what does she do when she finds out she is the mate of the King of the Werewolf race? And when Lucifer himself tells her she is his Queen? What will she do? Will she stay with the King, with Lucifer, or with her race? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* This is my disclaimer to the reader. This book is embarrassing to me ok. I have to edit this a lot and I haven't had the time to do so. Read at your own risk and don't bring negativity. Lots of love my sweetie. -Laura.