Hey! I'm Deadpool (or Wade Wilson) I know all of you boring book nerds are looking for some fun, so I let you talk to the most powerful Man or dude in the hole freaking universe, well who would that be...........oh yeah, ME!!!!

Author: Hello reader! As you can see I will be having my friend Deadpool do any kind of question and/or dare you may want him to do. Don't worry about Deadpool getting hurt, he's basically immortal if you didn't know, so just feel free to- Deadpool: TO GIVE ME ANY F***ING CHALLENGE YOU WANT! DONT HOLD BACK GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT I CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU THROW AT ME! Author: *throws everything I have at Deadpool* Deadpool: OW! You basically threw everything but the kitchen sink at me. Author: Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me. *rips out kitchen sink and throws it at Deadpools head* Deadpool: ooooow. I see stars and birdies heeeeh- *faints* Author: Anyway I hope you enjoy.

The quotes of the great Deadpool!