The not-so-helpful guide to being stuck in a virtual world. Based on the story narrated below that underscores these basic steps. Read to broaden your understanding, or just to read the story. Follows a group of four friends as they bumble their way through a virtual world of their own. (My own, by the way. . . Like, my group of friends. They call themselves "the Turnip Guild," for some reason. Might be a Mario thing, but I really don't know.) How they eventually got back may be just luck. Actually, it is just luck. Never mind.