UNDER EDITING - SPELLING MISTAKES Token trailed kisses from Clyde's lips, to his jaw, to his neck. Butterfly kisses. Kisses which were soft, yet passionate. Kisses which drove Clyde over the edge. "I love you." Token whispered between each hot kiss. Clyde leant into the taller male, breath hitched. "I love you too." The same words left Token's mouth in relation to his girlfriend, Nicole. The same mouth left kisses on her neck, on her jawline and her lips. Token was seeing two people: Clyde Donavan and Nicole Daniels. Clyde knew this. He knew that Token didn't have the heart to leave Nicole. However, Clyde didn't have the heart to share. Every day, every night, the same phrase ran through the brunette's mind. A phrase he knew was selfish, but he couldn't stop himself. 'Love ME, not HER." SEQUEL TO LOVE YOU, SPAZ

Summary: Ever since Stan was laughed at by his friends when he finally told them about Shelly, he's been holding in all of his emotions. Because of this, Stan was diagnosed with chronic depression and is afraid to show anyone his true side and afraid of telling anyone about his abuse. As the years go by, Stan's will to live begins to dwindle. Until one day, a stoic, poker-faced teenager saved his life. ~*WARNING*~ This is going to be a very angsty story that digs deeper into Stan's abusive experiences with his sister, Shelly, and his depression. If you're a soft heart, this story isn't for you. However, if you do like stuff like this, don't worry. This will have a very happy ending for our little protagonist. Plus, this'll be a CraigxStan story, as they're my OTP. Includes self mutilation, abuse, and depression.

Emma Woodhouse, aged 20 at the start of the novel, is a young, beautiful, witty, and privileged woman in Regency England. She lives on the fictional estate of Hartfield in Surrey in the village of Highbury with her elderly widowed father, a hypochondriac who is excessively concerned for the health and safety of his loved ones. Emma's friend and only critic is the gentlemanly George Knightley, her neighbour from the adjacent estate of Donwell, and the brother of her elder sister Isabella's husband, John. As the novel opens, Emma has just attended the wedding of Miss Taylor, her best friend and former governess. Having introduced Miss Taylor to her future husband, Mr. Weston, Emma takes credit for their marriage, and decides that she rather likes matchmaking.

The Sophomores of Justice Academy are all in for a surprise. They are going to run into new obstacles such as identity, sexuality and the true values of life.

[COMPLETE] really nerdy jokes that will be explained. + lee felix - stray kids copyright © 2015

UNDER EDITING - SPELLING ERRORS In this book, I have one ultimate goal: to piss of the fandom.

here are some quotes I found that are Awesome/Funny and true

Cartman, Kenny and Stan one day realize that they all share the same feelings for their friend Kyle. Someone overhears their conversation and decides to make it game. The next day the three boys awake in an arena and are told that they will have to fight each other for the right to call Kyle theirs. Fangirl Favorite Collection

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!