In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"