"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

"My mum says that people like you are usually dangerous." "Are you a mummy's baby boy?" "No." "Then who's?" "I'm your baby boy." Highest rank #12 Jikook 3/10/18 Highest rank #1 Ulzzang 30/10/18 Highest rank #5 bottomjimin 9/12/18 Highest rank #2 bottomjimin 14/12/18

Jimin is just an optimistic boy with a pessimistic past. He never asked to be kidnapped by the world's most infamous gang, BTS. He never asked for each of the members to suddenly fall for him. He just wanted some pop tarts. [Story was previously dropped but I've decided to reopen and finish it! Might do the same with some others but that won't be until the future]

Hermione Granger wants revenge on Ron. The perfect person for her plan is Draco Malfoy. All she has to do is make him fall for her, easy as cake, right? But is it that easy to win Draco Malfoy's heart? All Draco Malfoy wants is for Pansy Parkinson to leave him alone. The only girl who'd make that happen is none other than Hermione Granger. All he has to do is use his Malfoy charms and seduce her, right? And then she's his? » all copyright belongs to FigmentofAnnie / ihootanniex3 /escapism- 2014© « **Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list** ** lovelycover by @cloudstars **

Two different worlds collide as Percy Jackson, demigod and Harry Potter, wizard comes face-to-face after having dreams about each other. They are both in the middle of a war and could just be each other's solution to saving the world. [Set in Harry Potter's fifth year and after the Olympian war in Percy Jackson, right before The Lost Hero] WARNING: Unedited and contains lots of grammar mistakes and misspelled words. Lots of plotholes as well!

It was a normal day at school. The long morning classes followed by lunch and eventually dismissal. But dismissal never arrived that fateful day. Instead, something else did entirely. BTS Zombie Apocalypse AU! Start: May 3rd 2019 Finish: August 4th 2019 #1 in Fanfiction 13th August 2020 #1 in Vkook May 18th 2019 # 1 in BTS December 9th 2019 #2 in Fanfiction June 8th 2019 #4 in bangtan May 22nd 2019 #7 in Yoonmin May 18th 2019 #1 in Yoongi 22nd Feb 2020 cover by @kxmtae__