If you're looking for any great insults this is the place to come. (most of it is trash) WARNING:strong language! I mean COME ON!

This is The funny Warriors Spoofs!!! I will just keep building and building on this until its done!!! Comment on any of these Spoofs if you have any ideas. I'll even give you some credit in that spoof and dedicate it to u! :D

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

Cindy Ella Woods didn't expect anything to happen when she agreed to go to the spring masquerade ball. That is, until she drops her bracelet after dancing with a masked man who happened to be Peyton Charming. Peyton Charming certainly didn't expect to dance with a beautiful stranger with only a bracelet to give a hint to her identity when she runs away from him. Did I forget to mention that Peyton just happens to be an international pop star taking a break from music so he can be a normal teenager for senior year? Did I also forget to mention that Cindy's step-sisters and Peyton’s ex will do anything to get a chance with the notorious man that she danced with? After that night, Cindy finds her world turned upside down. It seems that Peyton is obsessed with finding his ‘Cinderella’, even after a couple failed attempts.

Liv Chase might've seemed like any normal fifteen year old, well that is until you learn that she's a foster kid who's been able to read minds all her life. Only Liv's best friend Bella and her father know about Liv's gift. It's not something you'd want to flaunt around like it's a medal unless you yearn to be shipped to the looney bin. But when a mysterious new kid moves to town that Liv can't read, she is shocked an intrigued at the same time. But despite all her attempts to get close to him after a strange first encounter, he seems insistent to push her away. Soon Liv learns that there just might be more strange people like her out there and there just might be a secret ancient society out for her head. Maybe there was a reason curiosity killed the cat after all.

Alexandra Harris is the number one heir to the multi-million dollars that her parents possessed, when her parents get an tip that someone will be coming after Alex they send her away somewhere to be safe. Alex has no idea where they were sending her or who was protecting her, only to have him end up being the cities superhero, The Masked Man.

Funny funny funny funny READ!!!!!!!!! Ninjanartatoes gooooooooooooo!

Almost all these jokes are made up 8P (I think) If you heard them before please comment THANKS 8D

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

You don't to be told what this is... It's all in the title and the cover of the book. These aren't mine... I just found them on the internet and I just wanted to make a book out of it.