Tell meh who you won't me to do and I will. I will do lemons

-BASICALLY ON HIATUS- ~~~ - dont comment the same thing multiple times, ill read it eventually - request on the request chapter - respect that im just human and cant pump out fics whenever it suits you - dont be a tightass about my author notes u3o - never underestimate my rage, i can and will write a chapter calling you out for grammar and spelling - i will probs flirt with you and call you bby. this is normal. [squints] ~~~ As the title is, this is just a bunch of Homestuck x Reader One-shots! I may do requests if I run out of ideas later, but until then just sit back and read. ~~~ This is a Homestuck fanfic book. There's going to be some swearing. I'll put up a warning if theirs any lemons/smut/whatever you weirdos wanna call it for all you lemonophobes. ~~~ (Y/N) (L/N) is Your first name and last name, (H/L) (H/C) is length and colour of your hair, (F/C) is your favourite colour, (F/F) is favourite food, (Y/H) is your house/hive, (Y/H/A) is your house/hive address, And I'm sure you'll figure the rest out, (Y/N). You're smart enough right?

This is my story/playthrough of the game Dark Souls 2. If you haven't played or heard of anything dark souls most likely nothing will make sense in this story so go do that... please... it's good. *not a advert* and if you do get it it's pretty hard but really fun trust me The main soul Twisted is going on a adventure to defeat Nashandra and various other monsters With his Sorcery and Huge fackin swords. He will try save the world from chaos and darkness... And also looking like the biggest bad ass that ever lived.

When you wake up on a ship with a giant Dorito you are a little freaked out until you see what a cute dork she can be Link to page cover http://blanaty.deviantart.com/art/Peridot-531574371

**please read** A/N: unfortunately i won't be posting more to this book anymore as i'm not into steven universe as much as i was before and the show has ended, apologies everyone :( Just A Steven Universe Book That has really funny Pictures. Understand? I made this book just for entertainment alright? Don't be a ghost reader! Vote, vote, vote! And comment, comment, comment! Also I just put disclaimers of badwords and even the word 'damn', bc maybe kids are reading my book and they probably will be like,'OMG SHE SAID DAMN!1!1!1!' But I don't know if there ARE any kids who are reading my book lol, so please don't mind the disclaimers and random cringey chapters I've posted Those were a LONG time ago when I started this book IB/Inspired By: Steven Universe Pic's Book Disclaimer : I don't own these pictures so yep! And the updates may be slow! Also, I will be acting as Peridot in this book!

Mabel and Dipper are 16. Dipper has shed his shy, dorky image and is maturing fast, leaving Mabel feeling left behind. Getting sick of going to their Grunkle's house for the summer, they decide to go to sleep-away camp, not only because they've never gone and think it will be a fun experience, but because the twins' parents claim they could use some time spent with "other kids instead of just each other." Mabel and Dipper have always been extremely close. But during their stay at camp, they begin to discover that they may not be the type of person they think they are, and some unexpected confessions are made.

Me: HEEEELLLLOOOOO MYYY KILLERZ! I will be with my friends, aka Goku, Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, Goten, Gohan, Piccolo and thr others Krillin: Thats not fair, you didn't even mention me! Me: Lifes not fair, haha Krillin: ¬¬ Me: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEE

Sonic found Amy in the park alone and Sonic asked Amy if she wants to spend time with him. She said yes. Sonic and Amy are spending time together and Sonic is starting to like her a lot.

With foxy,toy Freddy, toy Bonnie, golden Freddy ,old Bonnie , old Freddy and springtrap

After the Grand Magic Games, the guild heads back to Fairy Tail as number one! But to their surprise, Master Makarov has a special present for his wizards. A trip to a beach resort! The entire guild is pumped for the trip, especially a few mages. As well as a certain white haired matchmaker. Will love find it's way during these cuties' trip? ~•--------------------•~ JOIN MIRAJANE'S ARMY! This is a Fairy Tail fan fiction. It has Gale, Jerza, Gruvia, Rowen (Romeo x Wendy), and of course, Nalu. I own nothing! All of the characters are Hiro Mashima's. OMG 600k VIEWS?! I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!! *hugs each reader individually*