"Every word seemed to jump off the page and tug at the heartstrings." -@archertypes, award-winning author of Cinderelliot *** She was blind, but she saw more than he ever could have imagined. He was her only ray of sunshine, but it was only a matter of time before until storm clouds came and threatened to block out the sun. || #199 short story 1/19/18|| || cover made by --midnightmadness ||

BLACK MIRROR meets PRETTY LITTLE LIARS in this multimedia thriller where an anonymous advice website gets hacked and the dark origins of the site start to come to light. (shortlisted for the 2017 wattys, #1 in mystery/thriller)

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)