When I was young, I wanted to be just like him. The silhouette of a father I had never known before. His eyes glazed over with kindness and hope as he told me tales of how I was to do great things. But that was when I was young.

Harry is saved by his snake familiar mortem, and introduced into the wonderful world of magic. Harry discovers his dragon familiar umber, and the truth about Voldemort, dumbledore and his mates. Credit to @janeconquestbackup for the amazing cover!

Hi guys. this is a Harry Potter Story. This Story doesn't Follow the HP book, it's completely AU. Everybody is alive, so, YAY. It Contains Smiles, WTF's and OOC. Please read it! I'm 68% sure that you will like it! (it would be more, but It might not suit certain readers)

Each chapter will be ten ways to piss off someone from the Harry potter series

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

"Mine". Growls my sexy mate in front of me. "Oh babe just because your the alpha and my mate, that doesn't necessarily make me YOURS," I smirk and lightly pat his cheek. I could see his adorable golden eyes start to change into an angry black, so I decide that was probably my cue to leave. Quickly, I turned on my heel and just as I am about to leave I feel sparks as his hand grabs my waist. "What the h-". Cutting me off he growls "Oh sweetheart you listen long and hard now. Just because you don't think your mine it doesn't mean your not. I know you feel the sparks between us, don't try to lie. Just so you know," he leans down and grazes my ear with his teeth "you will be MINE" and with that said he turns and walks away. A sly smile fills my face 'Oooo now this will be fun."

Laura had always known her parents were strange. They had a laboratory filled with strange animals, serums, experiments. But she never imagined that she would become one . . . Highest rating: #8 in Science Fiction! COMPLETED!

Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble. Lots of trouble. The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this? She bites her way through it, of course. **Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.**