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Being A slave for a sexy vampire by Lala989
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I was just a normal girl inspired by her mother to be something amazing . But that was all before the vampires took over! Read on to find out more on what is now my story! (Okay I write this when I was around 14 i'm now 120 so please forgive me. One day I might continue the story but since I'm at university currently its very unlikely for the next 5 years 😊.) By the way contain sex scenes :) (;
The Emperor's Phoenix by raisedbywolvees
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As Liu Ying Yue returns to her family home after many years, her step-mother secretly agrees to a political marriage with the emperor of the Shadow Realm. Expecting Ying Yue to suffer under the emperor's control with the only purpose of existing for his benefit, she uses her new position to her advantage--through getting revenge on her step-mother's past crimes and dealing with the enemies against her new role of empress. However, as hidden events from the past rise to the surface, an unexpected question arises along her journey: How much can the truth merge with lies? (Currently undergoing editing)
Mr. Control Freak ✔ by YourSassyQueen
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|#1 in Romance.| 15-5-17 Amelia Primrose. Your typical, carefree and bubbly girl who has been making through thick and thin to provide her sister and herself a better life. Her only dream is love and happiness but she is keeping a past. The one that keeps chasing her no matter where she goes. Forgetting about everything, she heads towards a new life by starting a job in Knight Industries but little does she knows what's waiting for her there? Alarick Noah Knight. The world's most eligible bachelor and CEO of Knight Industries. Heart cold as ice and personality hot as hell. A billionaire who's worth swooning but he's cold, ruthless and a total control freak. For him, money is the most powerful thing in this world. Love? The one word, he despises the most. So what happens when Amelia crosses his path? Will he save her from her past and take away her worst nightmares or will become a part of it? Find out in Mr. Control Freak. WARNING: Will contain explicit and mature content. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. COMPLETED.
The Heartbreak Chronicles by authoralinovak
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NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Oliver, Alec, Xander, and JJ are just four regular guys. They're also members of the world famous boy band the Heartbreakers. This is their story.
Kiss the Cook Alpha by hotvamps
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I could feel his presence behind me, sweat prickled my forehead from nerves and the heat coming from the stove. I heard foot steps indicating him approaching me and my hand clutched the spatula tighter, my heart pounding harder in my chest. I could now smell his delicious masculine scent overpowering the smell of pasta before me. I clenched my thighs together, praying he wouldn't notice how turned on just his presence made me. The wetness between my thighs growing when his husky voice penetrated the tension filled air. "Smells delicious." I let out a shaky thank you but my breath caught in my throat at his reply. "I wasn't talking about the food kitten."
The Bad Boy in my Room by XxSweetMaroon56xX
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" You know you felt something in that kiss." He lowered his head, to whisper in my ear. " And I know you'll be thinking about it. So when you REALLY want to scream my name, all you have to do is ask." He moved, and headed downstairs as if nothing happened. Oy.
Bad boys addiction by candy-flossx
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Prologue: "Listen carefully cupcake, you are mine." He whispered, his breath tickling my ear. He wrapped his arms around my waste and pulled me towards him. He slowly leaned in and kissed my cheek, staring into my eyes with a seductive glare as he did so. "And I never let go of what's mine," he said, before giving me one last peck on the cheek and walking away. I let out a breath I didn't even realise I was holding and snapped myself out of the trance he had put me in. Reality hit me faster than a hangover after a night of nonstop tequila shots. Holy shit! I'm the bad boys addiction. Aria has always been the girl who searches for adventure in everything but after one crazy night with the schools bad boy, she is thrown into an exciting new world she didn't know existed and embarks on a ride she will never forget.
Sold to the Devil Himself by emmaalynn
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"I will never be sold to such a filthy monster, your kind! " I spat. His voice was low, husky. " I don't think you have much of a choice." His lips travelled down my neck stopping just above my collar bone. "You can say whatever you want. " I breathed. Pushing him away from me, "But it will sure be one hell of a ride. " ~~~~~~~~~~ Raven is an eighteen year old with a dis functional family. Although she thought leaving would be smart, her opinion changes once taken and auctioned off as a personal blood bag. Pairing Raven and her sarcastic ways with a domineering and controlling vampire will be one hell of a ride. So why not take it?
The Russian Mobster: Russian Mafia Romance by alekseixx
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COMPLETED! (Highest rank #16 in Romance on: 8/28/17) **this book is not apart of the "I Am Not A Prostitute series" ** MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!! -Strong adult theme -Mature situation -Sexual content -Violence ~Don't report me because I warned you :) ~ The difference between a murderer and a killer is the prey. --------------------------------------------------------------- What happens when you are kidnapped from the life you know? Grey was born a lethal weapon, an assassin. When she pisses off the Russian Mobster, she becomes involved in a whole other world. A world of drugs, sex, and attractive men with tattoos. If two predators fall for each other, who will be their prey? Read to find out! COMPLETED (:
I Am Not A Prostitute: Mafia Romance (18+ Only) by alekseixx
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Warning: Mature Audiences Only! -Strong Sexual Content -R-rated language -Adult situation COMPLETED #1 in Romance on 1/20/21 #1 in Mafia on 2/12/23 #1 in Fiction on 2/21/21 *** DESCRIPTION: The only thing that was mine, the only thing that was truly beautiful in this world, and he will never find me... "How much?" I frowned at the shadowed man, in an expensive looking car. "Excuse me? I don't understand..." realization dawned on me, as I looked at my skimpy club attire. I raised my hands, "I-I'm not a prostitute." I felt his dark eyes analyzing me and suddenly I was aware of the situation. I began backing up, as panic washed through me. "Get in the car." His growl came, and with that, I turned on my heels and ran. *** Calla Levkin didn't want to go out clubbing for her 18th birthday. She didn't want her friends to dress her in slutty attire. She didn't want to be mistaken as a prostitute. She didn't want to be kidnapped and sold into the Mafia. And most of all, she didn't want to catch the attention of Sinister Velkov, the first in command of the Russian Mafia. But life can't give you everything that you want...sometimes life gives you just the opposite. *** Completed on 4/7/18 This is book one in the "I Am Not A Prostitute" series! Book two is "Come Back To Me" REVIEWS: "I have been reading Wattpad books for 5 years, and never have i found a book with so much humor and passion. I have instantly fell in love with the characters. This book is filled to the brim with emotion, action, and SMUT!! I will definitely be purchasing my own copy when it's released on amazon!" -@trinityxo30 "A raw and beautiful piece of art that will keep you on the edge of your seat" -@o0krysralized0o "A brilliantly captivating story. Written by an author that takes her time to respond and care for her readers." -@eirinnobrien "My favorite book on Wattpad, beautifully written, makes me cry, laugh, and scream all at the same time fav book ." -@satanchick