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The Despairing Tribulations of a Doomed Boy por VagrantDust
The Despairing Tribulations of a Doomed Boy
VagrantDust
  • LECTURAS 13,190
  • Votos 744
  • Partes 22
Wattpad Featured Story a couple years ago. Newly assembled from the pieces. If your nose was a magical button, what would it do when you pushed it? In a world where everyone has a nose-button that does one magical thing, Otto was born with a curse. His button does something awful and all he wants is to get through life without ever pushing it. But that proves to be very difficult. And soon his life, and everything around him, falls into chaos.
Necessary Evil and the Greater Good - A novel por deadregime
Necessary Evil and the Greater Good - A novel
deadregime
  • LECTURAS 77,204
  • Votos 1,888
  • Partes 21
For best friends Mestoph and Leviticus the end of the world can’t come fast enough. Mestoph is a demon and troublemaker for Hell Industries, while Leviticus is an angel and cubicle jockey for Heaven, Inc. They might be unlikely friends, but they have something in common – they both hate their jobs. Unfortunately for them The End is nowhere in sight. The two take matters into their own hands when they come up with a scheme to get themselves kicked out of the Afterlife without spending an eternity in Purgatory. Their misadventure will take them from the tiny town of Truth or Consequences, NM to the highlands of Iceland as they cross paths and pantheons with Neo-Vikings, Greek and Norse Gods, and a Scottish terrier named Sir Reginald Pollywog Newcastle III. Content Warning The story you are about to read is intended for mature readers due to its content and language. It may not be appropriate for all audiences. Please read at your own discretion.
Kiera's Moon por LizzyFord
Kiera's Moon
LizzyFord
  • LECTURAS 633,759
  • Votos 14,471
  • Partes 10
Kiera's best friend drags her across the universe to find her a man, only the man she's destined to meet is a battle-hardened warrior living in exile. Calculating A'Ran is too cautious to be surprised by whatever life throws at him - until faced with the challenge of becoming a worthy partner for his lifemate.
Stained Glass Souls (Wattys 2014, Collector's Dream Award Winner) por StoryofAshlyn
Stained Glass Souls (Wattys 2014, Collector's Dream Award Winner)
StoryofAshlyn
  • LECTURAS 669,812
  • Votos 12,580
  • Partes 50
Ariel Fontansia is ten pounds away from total relapse. Since the previous summer, she has been stuck in a vicious cycle of calories, pounds, and inches. Redemption, Maine, isn't another escape -- it's a dead end. With no one to keep her disorder in check and hallucinations of a dead cousin driving her insane, she falls into an isolation that could prove detrimental. Standing in her way is a black-eyed boy with an anger complex: Price Olsen, who wants her to see more than the bad side of his grief. With an absentee father and a mute little sister, he recognizes the signs of someone on the edge. He wants to save Ariel, but up until this point, he's had a nasty penchant for ruining relationships. When her best friend overdoses, Ariel is forced to face the deterioration of her own mind and body. Price, frustrated by his inability to help her, fights the anger that threatens to take an ugly twist. As their fragile friendship teeters, another bruised, broken teenager chasing reconciliation stumbles through their lives. Yet she isn't just another damsel; this girl has a history in Redemption that involves the death of Ariel's cousin. Peaceful lives unraveling, all three discover that Redemption is harboring a secret with dangerous consequences. Now, they will be forced to face their past - and their present - to determine the course of their future. But how far are they willing to go for redemption?
Meet the Baxtards por 3pointt14
Meet the Baxtards
3pointt14
  • LECTURAS 216,825
  • Votos 972
  • Partes 4
The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back." ✯ ✯ ✯ "You're a cute banana." "Excuse me?" "Yellow on the outside, white on the inside." He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-" "What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?" +++ Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.
PEEL-BEHIND THEIR EYES. Book 1 (Complete) por Wayne_Sharpe
PEEL-BEHIND THEIR EYES. Book 1 (Complete)
Wayne_Sharpe
  • LECTURAS 46,531
  • Votos 3,609
  • Partes 46
The Grimsby Gouger is out for blood. 16-year-old Macy Shepard was trapped, scared and about to die, the only person who could save her life was Detective Peel and he really had a bad headache and not just because of his alcohol problem. There is a murderer loose in the town of Great Grimsby and three girls are missing. 40 years ago the same happened, and Peel's father failed to catch his man. Are the new murders connected? Has the Grimsby Gouger returned or is there a copycat on the prowl?. The clock is ticking and three young lives are depending on Peel and his team to save them. Shocked and shaken by family secrets of his own that come to light, Peel is on the trail of not one but two vicious killers. Follow the rough and ready detective as he ploughs headlong through his own troubled past, searching for answers to secrets long hidden from him.
Glass Eye: Confessions of a Fake Psychic Detective por BenSobieck
Glass Eye: Confessions of a Fake Psychic Detective
BenSobieck
  • LECTURAS 439,242
  • Votos 29,957
  • Partes 60
Season 1 of Confessions of a Fake Psychic Detective * Her psychic powers are fake, but the kidnapped girl she must find is real. * Zandra is an infamous "psychic" who grifts the gullible residents of her small Wisconsin town using her wits, not anything supernatural. Her skills are put to the ultimate test when the police tap her to help find a kidnapped girl. But there's a catch. The girl's father apparently got away with murdering Zandra's husband years ago. Can Zandra put aside her grudge for the sake of a missing child? Or is this the perfect opportunity for revenge? Also available on YONDER, the next-generation reading app from the Wattpad family. Prequel to the 2016 Wattys winner, "Black Eye" (Featured by @TheGirlOnTheTrain)
Black Eye: Confessions of a Fake Psychic Detective #2 (Watty Winner) por BenSobieck
Black Eye: Confessions of a Fake Psychic Detective #2 (Watty Winner)
BenSobieck
  • LECTURAS 339,286
  • Votos 20,651
  • Partes 74
Season 2 of Confessions of a Fake Psychic Detective Six months after solving the Elle Carey case, Zandra finds life is much easier for her. Money and fame grant her the creature comforts and respect she sorely missed for years. But not all of the attention is welcome. When body parts start showing up in her mailbox, Zandra must race against time to find the sender, once again putting her psychic "powers" to the test. The sequel to "Glass Eye: Confessions of a Fake Psychic Detective" picks up right where its predecessor left off. Read that one first before jumping in here. *** 2016 Wattys Award winner (HQ Love) *** Also available on YONDER, the next-generation reading app from the Wattpad family.
The Last Winter of Dani Lancing Chapters 1-4 por PDViner
The Last Winter of Dani Lancing Chapters 1-4
PDViner
  • LECTURAS 2,673
  • Votos 60
  • Partes 1
TWENTY YEARS AGO SOMETHING VERY BAD HAPPENED TO DANI LANCING. IT NOT ONLY DESTROYED HER, BUT THE LIVES OF THOSE SHE LOVED. Her parents, Patty and Jim, were utterly devastated, their marriage destroyed. Patty threw away her successful journalism career and developed a violent obsession with the unsolved crime. She is utterly consumed with every lead and possible suspect no matter how far-fetched. Jim, however, is now a shell of his former self, broken down and haunted—sometimes literally—by the loss of his daughter. Tom Bevans, Dani’s childhood sweetheart, has become a detective intent on solving the murders of young women. He was so scarred by Dani’s attack that his colleagues have nicknamed him The Sad Man. After twenty years of grief, all three of them are burnt-out and hopeless. But when Tom finds an opening on the case, everything changes. Patty’s obsessions are lit up once again and she will do anything for revenge—even if it means dragging her whole family back into the nightmare, as lies and secrets are unearthed and the truth finally revealed. Told in fractured time, with a breathless pace and masterful plotting, The Last Winter of Dani Lancing is a superb thriller: swift, edgy, gripping, and unforgettable.
Persephone Rising por MargaritaGakis
Persephone Rising
MargaritaGakis
  • LECTURAS 859
  • Votos 26
  • Partes 1
A reimagining of the Greek Mythology myth of Persephone's descent into Hades.