Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Nadia, orphaned by the first Vigilant Men uprising, is taken in by Mr. Lennox, an ominous man with a vision to create the most stunning ballet company in existence. He teaches the already talented girl to dance like an unearthly creature, bestowing upon her almost magical powers of a most breathtaking kind. However, as he builds the famous Lennox Company, the uprising once again stirs the nation, and the opulent ballet finds itself out of place in the new and austere culture of the Vigilant Men. Throughout it all, Nadia falls in love with her partner, Ferdinand, a famous young dancer who awakens her long silent heart. A jealous Lennox, the growing civil unrest, and a nation at war conspire to separate the dancers forever. Nadia must find a strength inside of her to brave her new world and fend for herself against the coming of an uncertain future.

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - well, that was until Connor's dad got a once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity and the family was forced to relocate to New York. At age sixteen, Georgie's life is totally different - her main goal being to keep her head down and escape the brutalities of high school with as little emotional scarring as possible. Balancing school, work and her dwindling social life is enough of a challenge, but it's about to get a bit more complicated when her conceited ex-best friend gets thrown into the mix. Maybe friendship should come with an instruction booklet.

Nerdy Dakota Evans makes the biggest mistake of her life by falling in love with her best friend, Aaron Ford. Despite coming from entirely different cliques in school, will their relationship have a chance? *** In a high school where everyone belongs to cliques, nerdy and boyish Dakota Evans' friendship with basketball jock, Aaron Ford, becomes a big issue. Aaron's highly protective of Dakota and doesn't realize that she's in love with him. With their friendship eventually going on the rocks, will Aaron finally realize his true feelings for Dakota before it's too late? [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]]

Long before she was sorted into the Gryffindor house, Kefira Walsh was known as the "little lion" in her family. The youngest of the four Walsh girls, Kefira wasn't supposed to survive long after birth, but as she celebrates her eleventh birthday, the girl has already proven that she is a warrior. With her fearless attitude and a wild mane to match, Kefira prepares to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as the only witch of her family. Aboard the Hogwarts Express, she meets a boy by the name of Neville Longbottom. Neville initially comes across as a nervous boy, who stutters and stammers when he talks and won't look a person in the eye. But Kefira takes a liking to him instantly as she can see the lion in the boy's heart waiting to be woken. All he has to do is learn to be brave.

Camila Cabello goes through a heart wrenching journey to find out if love is for her. Shawn Mendes, her current boyfriend , is also riding a confusing roller coaster just anticipating the drop. Their relationship brings love yet more heartbreak. ‼️Contains strong language and chapters of mature content(but not THAT mature)‼️ [Not Edited] {Started: Feb 7, 2016} {Finished: May 15, 2016}

Shawn is a boy who likes a popular girl named Camila little did he know they like each other . THIS IS HOW IT GOES -I don't know you but ya cute - science partner -were just friends - I love you

Shawn and Camila were models and they are hating on each other but then one day they got to move into a same house and being a roommates to settle their problems.

A story where Shawn cheated on Camila, and Camila didn't want to accept that they couldn't be together. Will they eventually end up together ? or separate, finally understanding being together only causes trouble. At first Shawn cheats on Camila. But will Camila commit the same mistake? Will Shawn find out in time? [⚠️unedited read at your own risk⚠️]

Camila and Shawn always thought that staying silent was better than talking, talking only stirred more drama. Drama is the last thing she needed on top of supporting a world tour with Austin Mahone. Working everyday with the same people for five months allowed them all to learn the ins and outs of the perfect strangers. Little did the tour team know that there was a big secret behind everything and the tour itself may just be a ruse for love. Will Camilla make it out intact or will the tour just being one big PR stunt? ★ ★ ★ Pulling my coat on and popping my collar to create warmth, I cleared my throat trying to tame the nerves, "I have feelings for you." "Good, now go tell her!" She smiled pushing me towards the fifth harmony tour bus. Planting my feet and running a hand through my hair I sighed. Now wasn't a good time, alcohol's tainting my judgement and we've been known that tequila doesn't make for good calls on my part. "I can't." I turned towards my bus and left Ally. ★ ★ ★ All rights reserved by @bxautifulmxss