Someone always gets left behind. I don't own Ludwig, Feliciano, Romano, Grandpa Roma, Antonio or any other character from Hetalia; they belong to Hidekazu Himaruya. I only own Klaus, Martin, and Jan.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Don't even bother tightening your belts; you're about to get your pants scared off. This book is full of the spookiest, freakiest, goosebump-iest stories. And, let me tell you, you will forever be sleeping with the lights on...

Most of the countries are lovely and sweet and wouldn't hurt a fly. I said "most". Some countries are less innocent. Some go nuts over time. Some just... Crack. Inspired by a few chapters (The Broken Series) in Hetalia One Shots by @TeamFreeWillDestiel