This work consists of numerous unofficial stories and pieces of writing that I haven't exactly perfected or 'beautified'. There are poems, dialogues, descriptions, short stories and some art works, too. Hope you enjoy this book of randomness written by myself. PBJ, out. x

just little oneshots. mostly the dark stuff from the back of my mind.

A werewolf boy finds a mate. That mate is... A POTATO. How will their classic 'potato loves werewolf' love story unfold?

There are different types of listening. Some are bad. (LGBT themes).

Damon Jacobs is new to the Hollywood scene. His bad boy attitude and sexy British accent make this up-and-comer someone to watch out for. Topher Ashton has been a Hollywood Heartthrob since he was a teenager. He's the one all the girls want and all the guys strive to be. Even with a miserable past; Topher is the envy of all. It's the premiere of one of Hollywood's newest blockbusters. Costars - and best friends - Topher and Damon are set to be the newest 'It-boys' when 'Save The Day' their new superhero comedy hits the box office. Will one drunken after-party change everything? And more importantly, will they lose a great friendship or will everything work out 'for better or for worse'?

Highest ranking: #26 in Science Fiction ; Felix wants to be a Guardian. A boy with a strange brain and a stranger heart, he has one week to prove himself worthy of protecting those he loves from the creatures that roam around Sector-33, all the while battling the demons inside his head and the confusion of his heart. Dear ____ , My therapist told me to start writing these letters. I don't understand the point of them, when I'm never going to put a stamp on them or write an address on them and send them off. And you're never going to read this, anyways. My life's just changed. And it's not because I've figured out that I'm gay. It's not even because my parents divorced and my Dad moved out. It's not because Sara got accepted into Uni. Tomorrow, I might never come back home. And even if my mission partner is the hottest guy in the world, I might not come back home. I don't want to die. I think my goldfish is judging me as I write this. He's always judging me. Love, Felix ________________________________________________________________________ This is my novella entry for the #BadassesMeetLGBT contest. Please vote if you liked it! ________________________________________________________________________ (c)sarahgaier2016 all graphics made by me total word count: 7,125 words

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

You heard the title! Everything from Ciel getting a cavity to Sebastian singing Wrecking Ball! Now, hold onto your shorts because this is going to be simply one hell of a Black Butler Crack series. ;) I am proud to announce that this book is #126 in Black Butler as of August 5, 2018! Thank you all so much. I love you. <3 Requests are closed! WARNING: Contains frequent Hetalia, Attack On Titan, and SpongeBob references! Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Black Butler characters or Black Butler, despite how much I want to. :3 Published August 10, 2015.