Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Luna is the new girl in school and on her first day, she meets the Jarvis twins. Shane and Shawn are identical twins, and yet complete opposites. As Luna finds herself crushing on shy Shane, angry Shawn finds himself trying to stop them from getting together. As Luna begins to learn how cruel and deceptive Shawn is, she becomes determined to reveal his true nature to Shane. But sometimes, ignorance is bliss. Will Luna tear the brothers apart? Or will they tear her apart to stay together?

Meet Allison Horan, well she's know as Allison Sherly because she was supposed to be kept a seceret from the media. She was the little mistake in the Horan family and was kept with her mother who was not much of a good influence. Niall and Allison have a good brother-sister relationship even though they weren't supposed to keep in touch, and now Niall had offered her to live with him and the rest of One Direction so that she can live a better life. That's until she finds out that her mothers mistakes and her past communication with one of the band members can change her future to points that she never would have imagined. A Zayn malik Fan Fiction.

Will love ever find the way of 10 Melbourne teenagers? Will forgetting the past, living in the present, and dreaming about the future be all that matters? Can love ever be the meaning of true happiness? I guess we WON'T STOP TILL WE SURRENDER. <3

a story about a young girl named tanya, a young boy name daniel and the story of how they fall in love <3 forever and ever... or not??

Chandler is a unique 15 year old girl juggling school, dance and friendship. When deciding that she needs to have a little streak of "rebelness" into her life, she agrees to meet up with a guy she met over the internet. Not only is this guy incredibly handsome, but happens to be 1/5 of the Melbourne prankster gang, the Janoskians. Is this what Chandler wants?

Whatever happened to us? What did happen to us? Maybe it was the music? Maybe it was distance? Sometimes it's both... But not in this case. It's the sad feeling of emptiness that riots in our hearts, it just keeps growing. It just keeps getting louder. We need to learn how to heal, because we can't mourn forever. But who would teach us? We could've conquered the world! But rules and regulations forced us to wait and play it safe.... What was it like to fall in love with your best friend? What was it like to feel torn? Cassidy knows what it feels like. She has felt so much hurt in the past months and change had taken over her. But with her best friend by her side and her best friend in Heaven looking over her she was stronger than ever. This is about how Cassidy's best friend, Luke, healed her with love!

My names Charlie Sturgeon... i know Sturgeon means fish, hahaha, so very funny. I'm a twin! We're both 17... Her names Jade and we weren't the typical sisters who couldn't stand eachother, oh no. We were so close. She told me everything, i told her everything and y'know it worked because we were litrally sisters. So basically, we live in Australia, Melbourne to be exact and we knew the Janoskians. Typically. People on certain Social Networking sites told us it'd be and i quote 'Super QT!' if it was twins V twins. Meaning, me and Jade dated Jai and Luke... some of us didn't like the idea...

Claire lives with her dad in California, and always has ever since her parents split up when she was young. But when her dad gets sick, very sick, and she has to move back to Australia with her mom that she's never really gotten along with, it's too much for her to handle. Luckily she meets Kaitlin and the Janoskians, who keep her mind off all of her parental drama. And A new love interest makes her as happy as can be. but is it a little too good to be true? Or could their love be a fairytale?

So this story was written a few years ago and has been discontinued as I'm too scared to read through it. Grammar and punctuation will do my head in and maybe so even the storyline HAHAHAH. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. .. A girl named Gabi doesn't watch tv or use her computer like most teenagers. She doesn't know the latest goss. She has a new neighbour who are known around Australia as the Janoskians...