This is all terrible writing advice, but we have fun.

Need help figuring out Wattpad? Need help perfecting your writing skill? This is a jumble of tips I've gathered from my time on Wattpad as well as all of my years as an avid reader and English major. People tell me they're helpful. Perhaps they'll help you.

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.

Just rants that appear in my mind. XD (Trying to update daily or asap :) ) If you have any rants you want to spread, PM me. ;) BTW This rant book is gonna be curse- free. So don't worry. I know most of them have swearing in it, but I'm just gonna speak my mind here, give my own opinion without one curse word. So it's rated G. XD ;) This book also contains tips for life (Heart emoji) and hilarious ridiculous short stories XD. Enter at your own risk. }:)