***Previously Wattpad Featured Story*** Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to conquer the world, guided only by the words of a drunkard, and a bolt of red lightning. It soon becomes clear that the twelve-foot troll travelling with him is only the start of his increasingly bizarre list of sidekicks. Rising to villainy is harder than it looks, Main realizes; plot twists give him vertigo, and hard work is migraine-inducing. But still, there's a world to conquer, fangirls to run from, and love to fall slave to. What could possibly go wrong? COMPLETED

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Puck You is now available in paperback and e-book! Grace wants to prove herself by making the men's hockey team at her new school. Will a rivalry with the captain - or an attraction between them - get in the way? ***** When Grace Gillman moves to California, she's determined to play hockey -- even if that means making a place for herself on her new school's only team. But Sebastian Evans doesn't want a girl on the men's team, even if she's a great player. He's convinced she'll distract the other boys and cost them their shot at the championship - and with it, his only chance at a scholarship to his dream college. But despite his icy attitude towards her, he can't help but feel a connection building between them - which quickly gets complicated when he learns she has eyes for someone else. Will they remain rivals on the rink, or will things heat up between them? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Read to view all of Voldemort's flaws and instantly feel better about yourself and who you are. It's not everyday there is a story published with a wizard without a nose that hates all of humanity, is there? No, I didn't think so..

" I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with a glorious purpose." She looked at him skeptically before smiling. " I am Janet. Of Texas, and I am burdened with one too many beers." _____________ A spaztastic, Texas girl Janet wakes up to find a non magical Loki in her house and he has made himself at home. The two will bicker like cats and dogs, even a slight friendship might appear through this wacky story. maybe more.

Raymond Jones has always thought his life sucks. But why won't it be? Having a psychopath as his nearly got engaged girlfriend, being a full time father/college student at the same time, and got kicked out by his parents. Raymond is penniless, straying on the street with a baby in his arms. He has once thought of abandoning the baby, but he couldn't. He's a jerk, but not heartless. Just when he thought he and his son are going to die of starvation. He met a mysterious guy, who offered him an apartment to live in, endless supplies to fill their stomachs, clothes to wear, and luxurious entertainments. But only under one condition, to test his new creation, the Nannygator. Well, you could say Raymond Jones' life turns upside down ever since.

You don't to be told what this is... It's all in the title and the cover of the book. These aren't mine... I just found them on the internet and I just wanted to make a book out of it.

A/N: [COMPLETE!!!] a new Hunger Games fanfic about crazy things to do in the Hunger Games. I hope you enjoy and let me know what ones are your favourites and if you have any suggestions I would love to hear them. :D