“Lo! You awake?” said the teacher, Mr. Bob. I froze and looked around. People were staring at me. “What? Oh, sorry, Mr. Bob.” I said, apologetically. He just sighed and said the question again. “What is the x of y?” “Sir.. There is no more x. Don’t ask me y.” I said, jokingly. The class laughed. Mr. Bob cracked a s...
Jordan walked over to the side of my hospital bed. “Jordan! I’m so sorry for being such a hippolytamus!” I whispered into his ear as I hugged him. He handed me a “Get Well.” card, a giant snickers bar, and a bear with a heart. Awwwww, he’s so sweet to me! #Relationshipgoals! Wait what? We’re not even dating, uhhh I fe...