"This book is so boring. No wonder why I'm failing." You mumbled. "Hey now, don't be a-- hippo-crite." He said, snapping his fingers at you. You stared at him, "Are you calling me a hippo?" His eyes widened slightly, "N-No! I-I didn't mean it l-like that!" ____________________________________ You're failing. If you don't get your grades back up, it's summer school for you. You came across two boys in your class, that are basically the nerds, and asked them if they could help you. Now here you are, at THE Dan and Phil's lair, doing your English homework with them. Join your adventure, which kinda sounds weird since it's basically you, on the bumps of weirdnesses and the awkward turns down your love lane with Mr. Dan Howell himself. Vote, Comment, and Share Plz! *Credit to @gianna_northwest for making the cover*

This is a book on how to be emo The basics and the more experienced stuff (This book is a joke)